(1) What is your name? Kyle D. Macdonald
(2) Are you happy with it? Not that much
(3) Are you named after anyone? Nope.
(4) Are you a prostitute? ...Why the hell is that a question?
(5) Your username: Kaneko13
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? Maybe
(7) Then what would you name your children? Dunno...maybe names that reflect my addiction to video games, such as naming a daughter Saria...or Yoko.
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Seeing as how my first name is unisex, I'll stick with that.
(9) Do you want kids? Well...I'd like to have kids.
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? Look at my last name. See how it's spelled? LET'S KEEP IT SPELLED LIKE THAT, WITH THE ONLY CAPITAL LETTER BEING THE M!
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Never.

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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: Male
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Straight
(14) Single? ...I can't really say
(15) Want to be? Yes.
(16) Your birthdate: October 3rd, 1994
(17) Your age: 14
(18) Age you act: 20
(19) Age you wish you were: 18
(20) Your height: 6"3
(21) The color of your eyes: Gray
(22) Happy with it? Yes
(23) The color of your hair: Brown, with a bit of blonde
(24) Happy with it? No. I wish my hair was gray
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Ambidextrous
(26) Do you like your parents? Sort of.
(27) Your family: The only person I manage to get along with in my family is my sister...and in-laws
(28) Have any pets? A dog, two rats, a parakeet, and a ferret
(29) What's your job: Amateur author.
(30) Piercings? None
(31) Tattoos? I wish I had some
(32) Obsessions? Video games, books, women, manga/anime
(33) Addictions? Manga/anime, video games, women, boobs, Internet, Internet porn
(35) Do you speak another language? Ellinykόs, agόry. Klein Bißchen über Deutsch. Et , nous faisons pas vouloir à oublier Français.
(36) Have a favourite quote? Yeah, and it's from Gurren Lagann.
(37) Do you have a webpage? This one.

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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? Nope.
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? A bit.
(40) Do you have any secrets? Yes, but they wouldn't be secret if I told you.
(41) Do you hate yourself? Yes.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? Nope.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Several.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? That I'm smart.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? the Movie
(46) What's your biggest fear? Heights
(47) Can you sing? Yes
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Nope.
(49) Are you a loner? Yes.
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? To write
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably not.
(52) Are you a daredevil? Yes, and I'm still limping.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Nyes.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Both
(55) Have you got a journal? Yes. This one.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? My mad saxophone skillz.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Hair color
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity: How the hell is that a question?
(59) How do you vent? I kill stuff. In video games
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? No.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Doing that chick when I had the chance
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? Nyet
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Sleep as much as you can, then you can avoid the horrible reality that your life has become.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? What would any other man like most of his body?
(65) And least? ...
(66) Do you think you are good looking? No.
(67) Are you confident? Yes
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? Kamina from Gurren Lagann, most likely. I'm manly like that.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Yes.

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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? No
(72) Do drugs? Nyet
(73) Read the newspaper? Naw
(74) Pray? Never
(75) Go to church? Not
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Negatory
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? Non
(78) Take walks in the rain? Yes
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? Nuh-uh
(80) Drive? Nope
(81) Like to drive fast? Noo

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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? Yes. It's deep and manly
(83) Hurt yourself? Yes. Several times. On accident
(84) Been out of the country? Yes.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? ...Would a caramel covered scorpion count?
(88) Been in love? Yes
(89) Done drugs? No
(90) Gone skinny dipping? In a bathtub
(91) Had a medical emergency? Yes, when I broke my ankle.
(92) Had a surgery? No
(93) Ran away from home? Yes
(94) Played strip poker? ...Yeah, with my stepsister and sister-in-law
(95) Gotten beaten up? Yes
(96) Beaten someone up? Almost
(97)Been picked on? Yes
(98) Been on stage? Yes
(99) Been so drunk that you forgot how to walk? I don't drink
(100) Slept outdoors? Yes
(101) Thought about suicide? Yes
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes
(103) If yes, what is your record? Five days
(104) Gone one day without food? Yes
(105) Talked to someone online all night? Yes
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first(moms and daddys don't count)? Yes
(107) Slept all day? Yes
(108) Killed someone? No
(109) Made out with a stranger? No
(110) Had sex with a stranger? No
(111) Thought you're going crazy? I already am.
(112) Kissed the same sex? No
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No
(114) Been betrayed? Yes
(115) Had a dream that came true? I'm psychic like that
(116) Broken the law? Nope
(117) Met a famous person? Yes. Takanori Nishikawa of Abingdon Boys School, and once Garth Brooks
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? No
(121) On purpose? Only if it's a but
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Several times
(146) Stolen anything? Once
(147) Been on radio/tv? Yes
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? Yes
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? Yes
(150) Considered religious vocation? No
(152) Bungee jumped? No
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Yep

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CLOTHES
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(154) Shoe brand? Don't know, don't care
(155) Brand of clothing? Croft & Barrow, George
(156) Cologne/perfume? I'm allergic to both
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Khakis, an open black button-up shirt, a fedora
(158) How about parties? The same thing
(159) Wear hats? A fedora, sometimes a tyrolean
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Nope
(161) Wear make-up? True beauty lies beneath the skin, so no.
(162) Favourite place to shop? GameTrader, where I can find my NES games.
(163) Favourite article of clothing? Button-up shirts. I don't need a jacket, I just need one thick enough to give warmth, and wear it open.
(164) Are you trendy? I seem to have gotten everyone in my school to wear collared shirts...
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? Only if I get accepted into the Rotary

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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? Yes
(167) Miracles? No
(168) Astrology? No
(169) Magic? No
(170) God? FUCK NO.
(171) Satan? Yes
(172) Santa? Negative
(173) Ghosts? Negatory
(174) Luck? Si
(175) Love at first sight? Never
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? It's true
(177) Witches? Nyet
(178) Easter bunny? Negatory
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Nope
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Non
(181) Do you wish on stars? No.
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No
(183) Do you think God has a gender? I don't even believe in god, you ijit.
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? Yes
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? No
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? The ground.

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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Nope
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? Only if it's with someone who doesn't love you the same way
(226) What do you find romantic? Long walks along beaches/rivers/countryside(countryside being the only thing you can find in my portion of Tennessee)
(227) Turn-on? Asian chicks, chicks with glasses...Asian chicks with glasses. Boobs, definately.
(228) Turn-off? Anything involving another man, of course
(229) First kiss? Means little.
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I would calmly, politely, and gently turn them down.
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Stare secretly as I walk by

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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
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(279) That haunted you? My Great Uncle James, who left me a jar of peanuts in his will. Bastard...
(280) You wanted to kill? Quite frankly, I wanted to kill my Great Uncle James after I got the peanuts...but, he was already dead, and I just wanted to make him even deader than what he already was.
(281) That you laughed at? Everyone
(282) That laughed at you? Everyone
(290) That you thought about? Dunno
(291) You saw a movie with? My sister.
(292) You talked to on the phone? My sister, because she forced me to skate eight miles to the Wal-Mart to get her a soda, and I had to call her because I forgot which soda she wanted...
(293) You talked to through Text Messaging: I don't text.

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RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
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(337) Are you going out? No
(343) What book are you reading? I think Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(345) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: No, nyet, negatory, naw, no
(346) Are you bored? Yes
(347) Are you tired? I'm a fucking raccoon, I'm never tired at this hour
(348) Are you talking to anyone online? Yes
(349) Are you talking to anyone on the phone? No, not at this hour
(350) Are you lonely or content? Yes. Content.
(351) Are you listening to music? Yes. "eBay" by Weird Al Yankovic